I hurt my neck.
I gots 87 stitches (20-ish)
Stayed in the hospital for 87 days and 87 nights (4 nights)
I stayed in jail for 87 days and 87 nights (4 nights)
If you make monkey noises and baby noises,
you are immediately released from jail.
I had two bulging discs fixed.
Mommy said,
"Thank you Jesus for Healthy Paws Pet Insurance."
I feel good, even though I have no hairs on my neck."
Love and Peas,
Edward
(and Lily)
