Monday, April 8, 2019

My Neck Surgery

I hurt my neck.
I gots 87 stitches (20-ish)
Stayed in the hospital for 87 days and 87 nights (4 nights)
I stayed in jail for 87 days and 87 nights (4 nights)
If you make monkey noises and baby noises,
you are immediately released from jail.

I had two bulging discs fixed.
Mommy said,
"Thank you Jesus for Healthy Paws Pet Insurance."

I feel good, even though I have no hairs on my neck."
Love and Peas, 
(and Lily)


  1. we send big hugs for a speedy recovery...and we hope the healing time is much shorter than 87 days ..

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  2. We send you tons of AireZen and healing vibes, Edward!

  3. Oh goodness, that sounds skeery! Glad you came through it okay.

  4. We're sorry you had to have that surgery and all that time in jail. It's good to see that you are feeling better and on the mend. We have our paws crossed that you make a full recovery.

  5. Oh Edward, you poor sweetheart, I hope you feel better soon dear fella
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  6. Ouch!! Sebastian sends his sympathy. He has to wear his purple hat for two weeks to protect his eye but he insists he feels fine and doesn't need it.

  7. I bet that was pretty scary surgery for you and your peeps. Glad you're feeling better.

  8. We are glad you are feeling better Edward! You are such a patient puppy!
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  9. Oh you poor baby!!!! We're glad you're on the mend and hopefully let out of prison sometimes. The furs will grow back. We hope you'll be back to running around pain free VERY soon.

  10. Ouch! That sounds painful, but glad you seem to be doing well. Take care of yourself.

  11. OMD OMD... 87 stitches and 87 YEARS stuck at the Doctor's house of Horrors ! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ We are sending you 87 BAZILLION HUGS FUR A FULL RECOVERY...AND 87,000 Snacks.

  12. Aw, sending so many healing vibes and well wishes. Hope you're out of jail and back to living your best life ASAP.

  13. We hope you continue to feel better Edward
    big Pug Hugs for you
    Hazel & Mabel

  14. Oh dear Edward - that sounds horrible. We hope that your surgery is 100% successful and you have a speedy recovery. Gentle hugs.

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  15. oh nooo poor Edward! That had to be DREADFUL!!! OMD you poor baby! Praying you are feeling much better and we send lots of love!

  16. OH NOES!!!! Oh Edward, that doesn't sound like funs at all!!! I am so sorry you got put in puppy jail for 87 days! Butts, sounds like your Moms is takin' good care of you, and I wish you the most speedy of recoveries, and lots of gentle {{hugs}} and slobbery kisses!
    Ruby ♥

  17. Edward! You brave boy....that's a BIG surgery and I bet you are a very good patient being careful with your poor stitched up neck. Get lotsa rest OK? Hope your surgery fixed everything up right as rain!

    Hugs, Teddy

  18. Hi Edward! This is your FBRN Foster Mommy Stephanie and family. You are always a good, brave, and strong boy! We're wishing you a speedy recovery and hope you get home and out to try to jump into all the cars soon. XOXOXOXO!!!

  19. Edward, we all here are hoping for a speedy recovery and back to your old self asap. Get lots of rest and you will full heal. Have a great day.
    World of Animals

  20. Poor Dear! Sending healing prayers to you! xoxox

  21. I am so glad that you are okay! Hugs and kisses to you, Edward.

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