Monday, September 22, 2014

Car Training

I adore the car.
I try to get into all cars.
But I get antsy.
I throw all my cushions and toys on the floor.
I scream, "Are we there yet?"
Then I scream, "Are we there yet?"
Then I yell, "Mother, are we there yet?"
Then I jump out of my car seat and land in the middle of 
me and Monster's booster seat.
Then the vehicle is swerving.
Its so much fun.
But I don't think Mother is suppose to swerve and yell and laugh.
I say mother,
calm yourself.
I am still buckled in on my harness.
Edward (& Lily)

I think I am getting a seat belt


  1. Oh that was so funny Edward. We do not like our car seat, we cry and scream to get out. We do like the car though.
    stella rose

  2. BOL, Mommas can be crazy sometimes, can't they?

  3. Oh my gosh, your mama must have some hair-raising rides!

  4. just get a good seatbelt we wriggle out of ours like pug houdinis

    retro rover

  5. It was have frightened your mom to have you moving around so much. One time, when I was taking care of Lily(Hunter's cousin), she was trying to hang out the front window and her collar kinda got stuck-So I had to pull her in before she choked. It was scary. Hope you have a fantastic Monday.
    Noreen & Hunter

  6. Edward Julius you make me MOL. Dear Me Mother must be about to wet herself from LOLing at all your crazy antics. I bet Bossy Lily begins to hollwer when you jump out of your car seat. As for me and cars...they are not my favorite things to ride in. I often sing the song of me people in 1st soprano.....even though my longest car ride is only 10 minutes. I can sing it 100 times.
    hugs madi your bfff

  7. LOL never a dull moment in the car there. I don't do cars as they make me sick. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  8. Actually, after reading this, we figure you might need TWO seat belts in the car.

  9. BOL, next you will be backseat driving.

    Aroo to you,

  10. Hehe the car is always a tricky place to be. For me, it means pee and poop time, if you get my drift.

  11. I hafta wear a seat belt too, Edward...I fell out the window of the moving car once when I was a pup and ever since then I've had to wear a seat belt and the window is never rolled down to far...

    Edgar and his mum

  12. Oh Edward....when will Mamas ever learn!! Our Mama finally got us seatbelt clips because all of us kept jumping out of our car seats, well except Bilbo...he loves to curl up in his car seat and pretend he is still at home on his couch!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  13. A seat belt might be a good idea. Me and Stanley just sleep but we wear seat belts anyway.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  14. oh dear. you better behave or you might end up in a crate!
    xoxo, bailey unleashed

  15. Hehe we are securely back of the car and are tethered to our seat belts.

  16. I like getting into cars as well. I don't care which one - I just have a peeky in all of them :-)

    Hooman sez I am just a nosy cocker...

  17. Edward... if your mom would just LISSEN to you...
    she would allow YOU to DRIVE and she could just sit back and let the GOOD TIMES ROLL... RIGHT???

  18. nest you will be wanting to drive :)

  19. Bwahahaha. Edward, you sound like Stella. She is always wriggling and squirming and telling mum I hog all the back seat. Huh, as if. Glad you had fun and entertained your mum in the car. No worries, and slobber, Rory and Stella

  20. Well I hope it is a seatbelt and not a crate. I have both and a seatbelt is much nicer.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  21. Sounds like Mother wisely has a few backup plans for car rides! Love Dolly

  22. I wears a harness with a tether....I likes goin' from one side of the truck to the other...and if I see anythings of interest..I bark my little arse off..and make Ma JUMP!!! BOL...oh, it's fun doin' that, huh?!
    Ruby ♥

  23. My sisters and I love to ride in the car, but we just sit quietly with our seat belts on or we take a nice nap. Maybe it is the driver that makes you so restless ;)

  24. BOL, Edward, you sound a lot like Lightning in the car. He loves to get in the car but then he spends the whole ride barking and crying and trying to get out of his seat. Mom has been trying forever to get him into a seat belt, but it is sooooooooooooo hard.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  25. We love car rides. It was scary at first, but as soon as Jake stopped throwing up, we can enjoy it.

  26. Better than Pike! That little snot pukes in the car. Amateur.

  27. I luv car rides, but I just goes right to sleep once we start movin.

  28. You guys crack us up! We love riding in the RV, but are not so good in the car...Miss Chloe is the worst...she pants and mama always thinks she is going to have a heart attack.

  29. We love car rides too, Edward. You gotta stay safe, buddy!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  30. Hey Edward!
    Wow, I totally agree that going for a car ride is amazingly fun and exciting! I bounce all around and try to chase cars as they zoomie past. BWAR HAR HAR I bet your Mom and Lily have fun with you as co-pilot...gee, if you could only reach the pedals. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  31. Every ride an adventure...well, for your mum anyway.

  32. Oh my gosh, you sound just like how Oskar likes to ride in the car....NOT!

    (((Hugs)) your friend


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