Friday, May 18, 2012

I'm Home

Hi friends
I am home and on house arrest.
yep jail, with a kitty kat get well card hanging on my cell.
I was given bread and water.
Mom is pretty sure my 87 blings are platinum or white gold.
They upgraded from my sterling silver knee surgery bling.
see my pain patch?
I hope I don't need to go to Narcotics Anonymous after these 12 days of a zillion pills are over.

Once a pound of time,
I held my tail close to my hiney
Next thing I know, an MRI than
I was under the knife.
I had calcium deposits under the disc in my spine (near tail) L-6 and L-7.
The nuerologist cleaned it out and completed a preventive cleaning up to L-11 in my spine.
Doc does not understand how I was not in pain.
Guess I am tough


Win a bone and a stuffie....

The MRI estimate...
What was Lily's TOTAL bill?
This will include the $2500.
---leave your answer in comments---
Mom is talking about breaking the bank
no more vacations
bottom line
ANYTHING for our Lily...

Now guess the total surgery bill..

you have til tonight at midnight


  1. I'm glad to see you are finally home, but sorry to see it has to be under house arrest. I guess that makes sense considering the surgery you had. Be a good girl and heal fast.


  2. I'm so glad to read that you are home and doing well!
    I know Benny is going to take excellent care of you!

  3. I am so glad that you are home and doing good Lily!! We have been thinking about you!! Recover good ok?


  4. Oh my dogness, I can't believe all that bling! It's very pretty, but don't you think you went a little overboard for the shinies? I'm glad you're home and feeling better. Milk this for all it's worth -- they should be waiting on you hand and paw for a while!

  5. Our prayers are with you for a super speedy recovery- Anna needs you as a bridesmaid in December- bring on the bling!

  6. Lily I am soooooo happy that you are home and that the surgery is a BEHIND you. I am sorry that you have to stay in JAIL on Bread and Water though.
    Your 87 SOLID Platinum BLING is very much LONG.
    You REST and Take it EASY... I am SURE that Benny will be waitin on you Paw and Tail and he will be more than GLAD to do all the hard work around your homestead. Just enjoy it.
    Maybe you will be able to get in a few hands of Go Fish or somethingy.

  7. So good to see you home, Lily. You ARE one tough cookie! So I know you'll kick this thing and be back to yourself in no time. Just, make sure you take it easy so you heal right, okay? Ok, good.

  8. That's what we call going to the extreme for a little bling! Get well soon, Miss Lily!

    Sam and Pippen

  9. Dpoor Lilly, you must have been in pain.
    I hope you feel much better.
    It looks like you have a zipper on your back, a fancy one with diamonds.

  10. Get well wishes to you Lilly!

    Susan and Bentley

  11. Holy Moly Lily! Does that now make you a razorback?! You make sure to take care and do everything your Momma's tell you like taking your meds and resting and stuff! Get well little lady! Have a great weekend!

  12. So glad Lily is okay and got to come home. Take good care of her. She is a special lady.

    Doggy Kisses,

  13. That's aweful!!! We're so glad that you're okay! We think your surgery was probably in the vicinity of $10,000.

    Poor baby, and poor mommy too!!!

  14. Oh.... Lily we are so happy that you are home and doing okay. Now just rest up so you can get out and run around again. We are sending lots of purrrrrrrs to you. We love you.

    My guess of your bill is $7525.00. Am I right?

    pawhugs, to you, Max, Bugsy, Knuckles and HH

  15. Hi Lily!
    Boy wesa glad you are home. I bet you'll have another card on that cell in no time flat as wesa all love you.
    Much Luvums,
    The Slimmer Puggums
    George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi

  16. 87 staples?!?!?!?!?! Oh my. I think you shine!

  17. So glad you are home Lilly. You are one tough girl that is for sure. I have to ask, what's up with the cat get well card? I already guessed you total bill cost on a previous post. And again I will say no matter the amount you are worth every single green paper.

  18. W are so glad you are home Lily and the doctor was able to help you. That zipper looks mighty painful and are happy to see you have lots of meds to help with the pain.
    Get better soon Girlfriend.
    Love Ruby & Penny
    Pees - we guess $5600.00

  19. Woof to you Lily and WELCOME HOME!!!! I can't stop looking at your stitches. There are too many to count!!!! You are truly tough as nails. Rest up my little girl and take it EASY so that you have a smooth, swift and full recovery. Much love to you - XXOO - Mazzie

  20. Oh wowsies, yoo is wun brave little french bulldog, i hope everywun is takin da best owf care owf yoo!!! n yoo get fighterin fitt soon!! Iz wud have too say I fink dat iff yoor MRI skan eetself was $2510, then I wudd say dat tha whoole fing is gonna bee liyke abowt $9200, byjingers, those staypels must hav been ekspernsive!!! take carre, love n likkers, pdorg xox

  21. Oh, Lily, we are glad you are safely home, even if under house arrest and on bread and water. If the MRI estimate was that much, we'd guess the whole bill was about $6,000.

  22. So glad you are home and feeling better Lily. Rest and make sure you get lots of snuggles. Get well soon!!!

  23. Well if I'd have known the staples were platinum I'd have up'ed my guess! Hope you feel better. Deccy x

  24. I hope you get lots of good treats and lots of good eats and lots and lots of good hugs to help you feel better!

  25. OH MY! Your shiny bling kinda took me by surprise. But I am so glad you are home and it sounds like all went well. Now to recuperate and get outta jail! If'n you feel ready to leave your cell before they let ya, just call me and I'll bake you a biscuit with a nail file in it.

    Woofs and healin' slobbers,
    Chester ;0=)

  26. I'm so glad you're home, Lily!!! It's always better to heal at home, though usually you get more than bread and water (we may have to talk to your mom about that, though I suspect there's a tiny bit of exaggeration here). Feel better real quick, my little friend and I hope the bill doesn't break the bank!

  27. Striking ! This seems a zip-fastner... Glad to see you at home dear Lily.

  28. Wowzers, that is one impressive incision,Lily. We are so sorry you had to go through that, but we are happy to hear that your prognosis is so good. Hope you can get bailed out soon.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  29. Poor Baby! I hope you get out of jail soon; poor Benny has been frantic!

  30. We is so happy dat you is home! Max and me has been prayin' fur you sweet Lily. Make sure Benny and your momma take real good cares of you...'kay?

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

  31. thank dog,you are home again,swwet lilly.
    your family and friends are surely glad to have you back.
    i hope,you will be able to leave your cell,soon.
    anni,the foxbrothermomma

  32. That's quite the booboo you're sportin', Lily. We're sending you TONS of AireZen!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

  33. Miss Lily! Your mom can calculate the cost per staple. Fun with math. Glad you are home and looks like you aren't feeling too poorly. Try to be patient with your house arrest.



  35. Sorry, we forgot to say that we are very happy Lily is home and recovering.
    Frenchies Biscuit, Hunk, & Fleur (Go FBRN!!)

  36. I'm so glad that you are home, brave girl!

    Nubbin wiggles,

  37. Lily, I'm sure it's good to be home...even if you're in *jail* ...and even if there's a CAT card stuck to your cell. So when do you get your prison tattoos???

    We think your bill was 2498573029854720394857394857348 pieces of salmon. Or roughly $7836.21. Give or take a cent.

    ; ) Katie

  38. Yay for Lily!! I'm SO happy you're home buddy!! I'm sure you won't be in jail too long and I bet your getting lots of extra cuddles, plus I'm sending you some extra ones (really fluffy ones!!) :)

    That bill is ginormous!! I'm guessing the final one is about $5,000!! That's a lot of Doggie biscuits!! But worth every crumb :)

    Get well and running around again soon,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  39. We are so very happy you are home Lily!!


  40. I am very happy to see you at home now!
    Looks like they put you a zipper on your back!
    Be patient and you will be like new in no time!
    Take care
    Kisses and hugs

  41. OMG Lily, you poor thing. You can certainly share my sun spot any time you want. I will even snuggle up against you (gently, of course) to keep you warm and comfy. If you want, mom can even cover us with a blankie and feed us broccoli and popcorn.

    I have no clue what your bill could be but mom says S3,397.00. Personally, I don't think she has a clue she just likes that amount.

    get better soon.

    Roxy & Lucky

  42. Oh my goodness!!!! That is quite a zipper you have on your back! I am so glad you are home and all done with surgery. Hope your recovery is quick and painless. If you get hooked on the pain pills, I can hook you up with a rehab. Brigitte is there recovering from her, ahem, problem. I think your vet bill was priceless, cuz you can't put aprice on a lovely little Lily's good health! But maybe it is around a years worth of treats money?

  43. Lily I am so happy you are home! I know you will get better real quick now with your Mommy and Benny giving you loveys and comfort. Wow that is some bling you have there. I hope that now you feel like a million times better when you go for walkies and stuff.

    Loveys Sasha

  44. Ouch!!! Poor Lily!!!! Looks like she will need to be kept in isolation for some time. Poor little sweetheart! So sorry she has to go thru this & hope recovery goes well.

    We will keep her in our prayers.

  45. Hi Lily
    Thank goodness you are home and we can all see your cute little face. We hope you feel so much better!
    So many peoples and furrys love you.
    When tomorrow comes- maybe you will get more than bread and water.

  46. We are so glad you are home Lily!
    Your back looks a bit like a zipper, if you pull it down is there another dog inside like a babushka, BOL.
    Seriously, hope you get out of jail soon and are feeling much better sweetie!
    We do not want to imagine the bill, money makes Mum hyperventilate, ha!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  47. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GLADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you are HOME HOME HOME LILY! :D I have a new nickname fur ya....Lilykins :) Yap, that is what I shall call you from now on. My secret special sweetheart Lilykins :) Rest up and heal up Lilykins.

    Waggin at ya,

  48. heyyyyy thank dogness YOU ARE HOME!!!!!, time for your momma to buy a baby hair brush, cause that zipper on your back will be itchy and baby brushes make it feel good. :))) WAaaaags, you are home!

  49. Oh, I can't look! You poor little thing.

  50. Welcome home! We are so glad you are home and on the road to recovery. Lots of feel good juju juice to you tough girl Lily!

    Lots of licks,
    Swisher and Oakley

  51. So glad you are home. Enjoy those pain pills while they last

    Stop on by for a visit

  52. You're home! You're home! You're HOME!!!
    Your stitches look mega-cool. I wonder if your surgeon is a quilter? Very nice work and colorful, too.
    Feel better, Lily! We're praying for you.

  53. Oh Lily, I had no idea you had surgery!! My mommy has been slacking BIG TIME with helping me following blogs! She blames it on her work being so busy but I am not taking that for an excuse anymore! I am glad you are out of surgery and recovering! That must have been SO scary!


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