Our Q & A Column

Bonjour...

Its Ba-Da-Bing Benny here to answer that question thats eaten at ya....

Q#1

Sugar asks....

The vet said I'm fat n need to loose 6 pounds. Any suggestions? I'm prohibited of cheese n PB (Imagine that!)

Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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Sugar you have to convince the V-E-T and mom

its ALL muscle.....muscle, nothing but muscle....

Then ask them to get on a scale, BOL

Q#2

Anna asks..

 I has a question, what's your favorite toy?

I am not ashamed to admit, it is my pink Ugg.

Q#3

Bart over at Rotties asks....

What do you do when you get bored? Do you effur do bad stuffs? Once me and my brother Gizmo distroyed a down comforter while our dad was sleeping!! Mom thought it snowed in our room!!

Well, believe it or not.....I never did anything bad...but my assistant, Little Lily!!!

all the pillows are missing zipper pulls

Q#4

Ms. Peggy's Kelly asks..

Sometimes I get bored.

What should I do to fill the empty time in my days

you could watch Ms. Ellen Degeneres dance

or

shop online.

Q#5

the chronicle of woos asks...

We would love to test your plan for getting under the covers, but how do we convince the humans to let us in the bed?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

1. Lay real flat like this

2. always give the sad and pathetic "feel sorry for me" look..

3. Keep the temperature in the house below 60 degrees

Hopefully this will work

Q#6

Frankie asks..

Isn't it a Fact that Milkbones are one of the MAJOR REQUIRED FOOD GROUPS???

Absolutely Frankie...we researched it online...

til next time........

Post a question .. Ba Da Bing says tootles!
Benny

Q & A With Ba Da Bing Benny (on WEDNESDAY)

Overwhelmed with questions? have no answers?

You found the right place...post a question about life...your troubles.....your doubts....mom, paw...

I'm here for ya!

It's Ba-Da-Bing-Benny.

So Question #1

Suzy asks....

How did you get so cute?

I am purrty sure we just plopped out that way...

Q#2

Meezer Tails asks...

Do French Bulldogs bark with French accents?

Nicky

What? French

We only make monkey and human sounds.

Q#3

 Maggie Mae asks....
Do you know how to surf?

 no, only boogie boarding

Q#4

Critter Alley asks...

We love your jogging shoes but how in the world do you put them on?

1.  I lift my feets

2. I put my feets in

ta-da.....good to go

Q#5

Frankie asks...

Why don't we have those thumb thingies?

 Well Frankie the real question is

Why did some of us have them and others had them removed?

Nutty

Q#6

Chloe asks..

Do you only have hats or other outs=fits that you wear?

we have like a tillion outfits....

my smoking robe, my cool fleece and Lil's sundress

to name a few

Q#7

Dogs Rocks ask...

Do you have a favorite hat?

probably have to go with my cool dude straw hat

Well friends...tootley- do til next Tuesday

Post a Q and you will get an A

Snuggles

Benny & Lily

PEE S

NUTTY FORGOT TO POST Ba-Da-Bing Tuesday...yesterday

Ba-Da-Bing is Back

Bonjour!

Ba-Da-Bing Benny here with his Q& A column.....

Have something on your mind?

something bugging you?

can't figure something out?

ask me.....

Q#1

Mayor Frankie Furter Price asks....

How many Snacks should we be allowed to have every day?

I think 87 butt my mom says ONE. Who is Right?

Q#2

Ryker asks.....

My mama said my mouth is cleaner than hers, is she right?

Based on our investigation and findings,

and THIS mama's mouth....

We are going to have to agree with her..

Do you ever call others ..HBO or SHO words?

Do you ever call others...body parts?

Do you ever shout out....poop?

My point exactly...

Q#3

Oskar asks....

Living out there in California do you ever see movee stars?

Oskar didn't read missed our post on movee stars...

Marley from Marley and Me

Angel and Rusco from

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2

Q#4

the Miles over at Meezer Tails ask....

do you want a little meezer kitty brother?

 we have one for sale - he's small and cute, but he never stops moving. 

I wouldn't mind one but.....

Does he taste like chicken?

Q#5

Tessa asks....

Did you ever have a friend named Wally Melon?

The answer is yes, until we figured out how to open Wally.

Q#6

the kids over at Urban Hounds ask...

How do you feel about squirrel watching?

its our favorite pass time.

We love learning new things about the tree rats too.

Wonder if the boys wear underwear too.

Well friends...hope you enjoyed

Ba-Da-Bing Tuesday...

post a question and you WILL

get the answer

Ta-ta

Benny & Little Lily

Ba-Da-Bing Tuesday

Good afternoon ladies....

and gents....

Ba-Da-Bing Benny here with advice,

to answer all your questions..every Tuesday.

So leave a question..........

Q#1

Oskar asks...

Do either one  of you has a boyfriend or girlfriend?

no cause boys breath stinks

and mom said we are to little

Q#2

Baby Smudge asks...

Do you blow bubbles when you toot in your pool?

My reason for keeping my hiney above water.

Q#3

Frankie the mayor asks...

Why is it that Lady Peeps can spray that STINKY stuffs all over themselves and NOT be thrown into a Baff.. Butt when WE Roll on some delicious smellin stuffs.. We get Dumped in the Drink and smeared with YUCKY Smellin stuffs and half drowned and stuffs.

 So What are your thoughts on this Horror?

Frankie, this is one tough question...its abuse.

bottom line...abuse...

life is unfair....mom always stinks with smellys

I rolled all over the blacktop, smelled fine, and now look at me

ABUSE...doggie cruelty...

Answer: they gotta get their kicks one way or another

Q#4

the Portuguese Water Dogs ask...

Samba, Morgan and the little girls want to know if you two have your own closet for all your neat clothes and hats?

but of course.

Q#5

Hank asks...

Hank wants to know if you and Lil immigrated from France 'cause he thinks you two look like turn-of-the-century immigrants in your scarves! :D

very funny...BOL

but oui..oui...

we like to call them babushkas.

Q#6

K asks....

How do you fit your ears into those cool hats?

We are very flexible........

Q#7

the Harville Hounds ask....

I need to think of a question for you.....(scrathes me basset head).

How do I submit questions?

You already submitted one...aahhh...BOL

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Well friends,

Ba-Da-Bing Benny and Assistant Lily

says..don't bark up the wrong tree

Til Tuesday

tootles

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Post A Question-We Got the Answer

Bonjour friends...your columnist here...

and my assistant Little Lily.

got something eatin at ya?

 Post a question we got the answer...

Q#1

Stewey asks......

with fall rapidly approaching what are your favorite autumn activities?

Well Stewey..we love shopping at Three Dog Bakery....

reading and

bird watching.

Q#2

Roo asks....

If you and Lily had to be something but doggies, what would you choose?

probably Charlie Brown and Lucy cause they always have fun...

Q#3

Sam asks....

Why are brothers so annoying?

It gives me the green light to beat up Benny....

Q#4

Tank asks...

If you were looking for a dog who's "on the lam" would you start with

sheep farms?

First I look at the lams from a distance...

then bingo! I spot'em

Q#5

Stewey asks another a question...

Did you ever play football with a butternut squash?

Stewey thats crazy talk....

Friends Tuesdays are Q & A with

Ba-Da-Bing Benny...so ask ..ask..don't be shy...

til next week

tootle loo

Benny & Lily

August 2 with Ba-Da-Bing Benny

Got a question about life, treats, pawrents, the birds and the bees?

You found me...Ba-Da-Bing Benny to answer your Q...

and where is my assisitant Little Lily?

I'm checking our Q submissions Benny...

Q#1

Bobo and Meja ask...

Were you and Lily always such good friends?

Oh kids, when I arrived Lily asked when was I leaving. "Who are you and don't even think about staying!".. is all I heard.

Two weeks later she invited me to stay at my forever home.

Whew!

Q#2

Frankie asks...

Do you ever have to go to the doggie jail/boarding place?
No way Jose Frankie Mayor Furter.
Our babysitter is Annie remember...


Q#3
Jazzi asks...
Which one of you comes up with all your cute ideas?
 Is it Lily or do you confur ideas?

We actually hold a staff meeting in the conference room.

Booooooorrrrring!
blaaaa...blaaaa....

Q#4
The Road Dogs ask...
Do you have many sand fleas in So Cal?

We haven't seen or felt any at the beach where we go.

Butt if we did, Little Lily has it under control.


Q#5
Bunny asks.....
I think your hats are fabulous! Where did you get your millinery?
Oh Bunny!
Our closet silly....



Q#6
Roo asks...
What type of cheese is your favorite? Brie? Gruyere? Munster? etc..

All cheese....but when the Provolone comes out..

we turn into animals...wild raving animals making monkey noises

(per mom).

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Another fun time here at the news column with

your one and only Ba-Da-Bing Benny and Little Lily

Ta-Ta..til Tuesday