You know I am what they call a rescue.
I lived with my family 5 whole years and then I had to go.
I will never understand it in 87 trillion years.
But look who found me, Mother and Monster.
I AM lucky.
Mom said she is the luckiest person on earth to rescue/adopt me.
Wanna know why?
1. I don't give a rat's ass about anything.
This includes fireworks, loud noises, other dogs, kitties, motorcycles or even monsters (LILY)
2. She never had a pet that opened the car windows.
She now activates the child safety locks.
3. I eat any kind of food.
I will work for food.
I will sit for food.
4. I am a sneaky de-stuffer.
5. I herd mom, all the Frenchies at our meetups, Monster Lily and our friend Benji (in his own house)
6. I am a quick learner.
Monster Lily is teaching me every bad trick in the book
example: Refuse to walk
Run when mom calls
Sit in the kitchen and stare at the counter until treats arrive
So friends I wanted to share a few secrets about me
The Best Dog Ever ...Julius "Edward"