Monday, June 9, 2014


All I can say is
God help me!
She bought us straight jackets that float.
If I yell "Man overboard" we can be easily reached.
We will float.
French Bulldogs easily sink since we are top heavy (all muscles).

Straight jackets keep you straight.
You can not move
you can not sit
you can not blink an eye
Edward (& Lily)


  1. Oh Edward and Lily, I have the same straight jacket by Outward Hound for when I go canoeing. They may be uncomfortable but at least you won't sink if you end up in the water. I hope you had fun kayaking!

  2. Oh dear look like Forrest when I out a winter coat on him...turns into a statue hahaah but water safety is very important..we make sure the ups have a harness and long long ropes attached when they swim in the dam as we don't know how deep it is and it's murky mum just wants you both safe :) avast ye matey and sail true :) loves Fozziemum xx

  3. You look adorable. Glad to know you will be safe.

  4. Ummmmm I wonders Edward if one of those jackets would fit my crazy dazy sister..ummmmm
    Angus McConnell Long

  5. Aww but better safe Edward. You look very dashing. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  6. OH MY FBs.....what can I say...except YIKES. I am a cat and the only water I like is in my fountain. BUT I must say you look quite dashing in the jacket
    hugs madi your bfff

  7. But you wear it so well Edward! Hope you had fun!

  8. Oh you will go on a cruise? That sounds great! And I think the yellow suit fits you, you look like an adventurer, girls love that look, I'm sure :o)

  9. This is the cutest post I've seen in a while. Very funny.

  10. Dear Edward,

    You do not look very happy. The humans are crazy. (Even if they're trying to save your life.) That is all.


  11. lmao Ozzy has one of these'll learn to love!

  12. Dat is one crazy jacket. You never catch me in a straight jacket. I'm more of a land cruiser kind of a guy.

  13. hehehe I bet you have lots of fun!xx Speedy

  14. Hi you two!
    Great thing that!! You will like them for sure.
    We have very warm here and the pack are really exhausted by the

  15. With a handle in the back you can easily be fished out of the water again, if you are unfortunate enough to fall into the water.

  16. Like you said, you can't swim at least its a straight jacket that floats and not sinks! Love Dolly

  17. "straight jackets that float" you kill me!

  18. Edward.... back in my BACHLOR DAYZ.... I had a PONTOON Boat on a lake near here... and I had one of those thingys. I didn't like it EITHER until the FURST time Mom and Dad Beached our Boat... at the Swimming BEACH... and I discovered that it was grrrrreat... I could just FLOAT and feel light as a Feather . It will be Grrrreat... once you get in the water the furst time.

  19. They're not so bad! I've got a life jacket for swimming. It makes me much more confident in the water. I don't swim real well, and I don't even like splashing in the shallows much without my jacket.

  20. Dad keeps telling Mom that we need to get a paddle boat for all of us to ride on, but I bet we would have to wear on of those too.
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  21. It doesn't sound like you're going to like boating much!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  22. You do not look happy. Maybe you don't need to like water?

    xoxo Marjie

  23. Me and Stanley have some very similar to yours. Mine turns me into a statue but Stanley loves his. Once I get in the water I forget it's on though.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  24. Oh my dog - we won't even put a toe in a puddle and you are going out in a big expanse of it - yikes

  25. Perhaps you could focus on the adventure and ignore the attire?

  26. Oh poor Edward. A straight jacket? I feel your pain...

  27. Man, I's glad I don't gotta wear one of dose when I plays pool ball.

  28. OMD....Is your Mama taking you out in the....WATER??? Sounds like scary fun to us!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  29. OMD Lily & Edward, mom is CRYING with laughter...she has clearly lost her mind and turned into a twisted, wicked person. What exactly is your mom planning on doing with you + the straight jackets + that canoe...we think we have an idea butt it is too terrible to actual verbalise here.
    Wally & Sammy

    1. PeeS can you tell we aren't terribly adventurous?

  30. Oh, no no no!!!! Please do NOT let our mom see this! She and Dad go kayaking all the time and I told her that pups do NOT fit in kayaks and Mags and I can't go. Please tell me that's not what you're doing.

  31. We don't think we'd like those....we like to MOVE! You can't chase squirrels in THAT!

    XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

  32. LOL. And I thought I was depressed. I feel for you dear Edward.


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