Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Red Eye Ball Alert

how could I have forgotten to tell you all about my big bad red eye ball.
Good one day bad the next.
The ER doc said hmmmmm, no scratches.
I went to see my favorite Doc D. 
I said Doc D look at my eye ball.
She numbed it, and picked up my "3rd" eye lid to look for any thing foreign.
No foreigners in my eye ball.
Off to the yes, Ophthalmologists
I guess I'm an animal.
Dr. Ophthalmologists, I'm here.
Good Day Dr. Ophthalmologists.
My name is Lily and I have a swollen red eye ball.
Really Doc?
A test? What kind of test?
!@#$%^&*()_. Hmmmmm,Oh
I had to get sticks in my eyes to measure tears.
My left eye stick turned blue.
My right eye, nothing.
So Lily, @@#$%^&**(*&^^%$$%^*()(*&%$
Thank you Doc.
See you in two weeks.

Doc said, #%&*I**&^%$%&()*&%%^&^%$##$#@#!!#

Mom said it means
Maybe I hit my eye playing.
Only the last two days there have been no tears.
I may have to be on drops for ever and a day.
I'm not in pain though.
All Docs believe I hit my eye somehow.
Lily & Edward


  1. Oh Lily, be careful with that eye, say, did you and edward get a little rough. Oh my thats a lot of meds there, we will cross ours paws that its nothing serious!

    The Mad Scots

  2. I was horrified looking at the paper sticks in your eyes! Hope the eye drops do good. Meanwhile, be gentle Lily. Take care.


  3. That test looks terrible! Sorry to hear about your mystery eye and I hope it gets better soon!

  4. Friends I was so good with the sticks in my eyes, the nurse kissed me

  5. Ohhh Lily, the momma has that issue. She had to have plugs in her eyes so nothing leaks out cause her eyes are dry all the time. Fells like sand in them. I feel for you. I am "mending" from twisting my foots, again. They carry me up and down steps except when I sneak up on my own... where the heck is that magic pill to make us all bettah????

  6. Lily I had to have those sticks of paper in my eyes also...neither of my eyes have any tears at ALL so I have to be on eye med also, my momma is curious to see what the dr. gave you, can you tell her, I use cycosporline (sp) and optimune (sp)....stella rose

  7. oh lil! careful with those eyeballs! you only get the one pair and you have to take good care of em. besides...a stick in your eye? really? that sounds more like torture than treatment! i hope you got lots of treats and snuggles when you got home!

    edgar and his mum

  8. Lily girl I've had two bouts with blinky blinky eyes since December. Different eye each time. My doesn't get red but mom can tell it is not right cause I blink and it runs gooey stuff. The have to put some c*!p in my eye which makes scratches turn yellow....then the yellow runs out my nose...must disgusting. I had to be on drops for 10 days each time due to a scratch on the clue how I did it either. Hugs and be brave my sweet Lily
    Madi your bfff

  9. Lily,

    ya gots to be careful goofing off with Edward.
    Hope your eye is better asap! crossing paws for you baby girl.

    xo Cinnamon

  10. OMD a sports injury Lily? We hope it all better soon and be careful playing with Edward now. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  11. We hope things get better real soon Lily!!
    Dory, Jakey, Bilbo & Arty

  12. Do you get to wear a pirate eye patch while you're healing?! That would be pawesome. I hope you feel better soon!

  13. Poor you lily!

    I hope you're feeling better soon, take it easy!

    I hope you're having a fun day,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  14. Lily, you deserve extra treats fur going thru that eye test!

  15. Oh poor Lily. I had tears in my eyes as I saw the eye test photo. I hope you have no pains and your eye is much better soon.

  16. The vet stuck a stick in your eyeball? What the heck? I wonder if you know he rammed you with his hard head. Hope your mom can get all those medicines into your eyes. You will both have to be brave.


  17. Yikes! Sticks in the eyes look bad! I'm glad you're not in pain. One time Kelly got upset at the groomer's and got what they called a cherry eye, she was so upset she burst the blood vessels in her eyes. I guess that's not what happened to you though? Get better!!

  18. Are ou sure you just weren't up watching TV to late :) :) We hope it gets better soon.

  19. WE are SOOOO sorry about this Lily. We hope that your eyeball wasn't hit with a FOUL BALL.

  20. Oh silly Lily! Looking very fancy in your harness though and I love your freckles :)

  21. So very glad it wasn't more serious. Our last dog had an eye issue once and we paid so much to the regular vet and when we finally got to the eye dr. it was a quick fix. Hope yours heals quickly.
    Wags, Noreen & Hunter

  22. OoH Lily,

    We sure do hopes dat your eyeball gets better soon. :(

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

  23. Thank you friends. Mom will let you know which meds were prescribed

  24. you poor thing! Hope it heals soon! Maybe it was when you were doing all of those zoomies? xoxo

  25. Oh dearie me sweet a good girl and let your Mom take care of that eyeball for looks like a bad "ooowie" !!! Sending hugs.


  26. Poor you Lily, that FURBALL scratched my eye, cozt Mommy a fortune .. but eye'z worth it BOL.. Hope yor eye get'z better real soon xxxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  27. Sticking you eye with that thing looks like Voodoo to me Lily.
    Seriously our friends dog had no tears and they stuck a wire down her tear duct to open it up.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  28. That looks like a big ouchie. We hope it gets better soon.

  29. We're going through it here, too, Andrea... good luck to Lilly!

  30. Hope your eye gets better soon Lily. Hugs.
    Sue B

  31. Hope your eye are all better soon!

  32. Poor Lily! Be careful! Hope it feels better soon.

  33. Hope your red eye is all better soon!
    Clovis and Byron

  34. You and Edward were rough housing and you know what they say, "it's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out". Get to feeling better soon.

    Aroo to you,

  35. Oh no, Lily. I hope you start making tears very very soon.

    One of my dogs lost all ability to make tears in both eyes. It was a very rare side effect of an NSAID that she was taking. We had to put artificial tears in her eyes every 30 min (while she was awake) for years... So you might want to ask if this ever happens due to any meds that you're on.

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  37. Oh Lily, we hope it isn't anything too serious, maybe allergies? Or maybe you ran into something when you and Edward were playing chase. Feel better, sweet girl.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  38. OMD Lily, can't believe they stuck a stick in your eye. And you let them, wow!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  39. Oh dear, well I'm glad it's not scratched. My daddy has a red eye ball now & is going to the doc tomorrow. I wonder if they'll put sticks in his eyes?

    Hope your eye is better soon!

  40. Oh Lily,,,
    Gosh,,, I am keeping my paws crossed that your eye ball gets to feeling betters. I hope you do not need more sticks in your eye!
    I will send healing magic bubbles to come to your eye.
    My brother Burt- the cat without the tail- has a boo boo in his eye too

  41. Oh Lily, we're hopeful that it's not serious and that all will be well soon.

  42. OMD, I don't think I'd like a test where I had a stick stuck into my eye like that!

    I hope your eye gets back to normal really quickly. Glad to hear that you likely aren't in any pain.

  43. OMD! Sticks IN your eye!! Poor Lily, we hope your eye starts crying again. Our oumie had to have a cat-a-rat removed from her eye yesterday...we wonder if she went to the same dogter as you?
    Wally & Sammy

  44. Oh no - we hope your eye feels better soon, Lily!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  45. Oh no, that doesn't look good! Feel better very soon!

  46. Oh Lily you poor darling :( that looks so sore..i know the Dr Tabletgiver said it isn't but ouchie :( please take care little need both eyes to keep on alert for sneaking Edwards ;) hugs Fozziemum xxxx

  47. That sucks Princess. I hope your eye is feeling better. What a brave girl you are. I couldn't imagine the sticks in my eyes.

  48. Oh no Lily! We hope your eyeball is feeling better ...

    Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

  49. oh no Lily you get a turn at all maner of stuffs put in your eye,I feel for you sweetie,xx Speedy

  50. I bet that pink medicine tastes delicious! You sure are lucky to take all that has to mean extra snacks and loves, right? I didn't know that's how they measured tears. You are a very brave girl.

  51. Freeeeeaky!! About the eye sticks!! I never saw such a thing. I was thinking maybe your tear ducts got infected or maybe you had allergies but you hit your poor little eyeball, Lily. I am so sorry! Get well soon!!!

  52. Again, we just got three of your posts at the same time...dumb blogger. We hope your eye is better. Maybe you'd better wear wear a pirate patch! Hope it heals quickly and you don't have to have yucky drops forever.

    XXXOOO Bella & Roxy


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