Tuesday, February 28, 2012

V-E-T, me?

Drama Queen brought me to see Doc.
So...wait and wait...
Follow the feet steps to Room #2
I am sitting here, 645 feets off the ground
cause Drama Queen says I drink waaaay
waaaaay to much water.
Yo....yo....
As long as that thing is in my hiney I am
not staying still for no buddy.
My hiney is off limits.
I made it through a stick in my hiney, the touchy feely Doc
a blood test and the pee pee stealer.

This place is like a nut house.

Ok Doc,
call with the results.
For that price you should tell mom the results over dinner
Benny
(& Lily)

45 comments:

  1. Your darn right that pee pee stealer should be telling your Momma over dinner! With you in attendance of course....maybe a little filet mignon! heh!heh!

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  2. I hope it is all good news and there is nothing serious to be found in the blood or pee pee.

    Cindy

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  3. We sure hope Benny is ok! Halle our Diva drinks LOTS and LOTS of water and has done so all her life (and she is 13). No worries!!! we are keeping our fingers crossed for Benny.

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  4. OMD! The abuses you have suffered! You should be getting some great scritches for all of that!

    Hope all turns out a-ok and that the drama queen is just over reacting!

    Sam and Pippen

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  5. I certainly hope the news is GREAT after all of that, my friend!

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  6. We are all lucky that our humans watch us so carefully and that they notice things like drinking too much water. I sure hope all your tests come back good.

    Bert

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  7. Hope all your tests come back OK after suffering all that indignity at the V-E-T-S.
    Love
    Jo & The Pugs xx

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  8. How rude! Those v-e-ts can be SO touchy sometimes.

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  9. I drink tons of water, too. Our drama queen gotted me checked out, too. I'm FINE. But you knew that!! BOL!!

    -Ruby

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  10. Oh dear, you two are finding way too many ways to spend your drama queen's money. Hope you are just a thirsty boy and nothing for the vet to report.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  11. I hope everything's OK, buddy!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  12. Benny mate... we have our paws crossed that all those test come back good and you just like drinking water!
    Extra Big Nose Pokes
    The Thugletsx

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  13. Hi Benny
    I hope this was just a check up. You look healthy, handsome and happy to me.
    Love Noodles

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  14. Our mom thinks Shiloh drinks alot tu butt she is use tu smaller doggiez who didn't drink so much.

    We shur hope all the testz come out ok an'that you'll git over the idignity u suffered - u SHOOSD git sum
    x-tra treatz.
    Shiloh'n Shasta

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  15. You were very brave. Those vets have some nerve

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  16. Of all the indignities the temp. thing in the hinny is just awful. I do feel embarrassed for my poochies when they need this done. Tucker wants to run as fast as he can away! Once he got so nervous at the vet. he squirted out some anal gland stuff! I kind of laughed....

    I sure hope all the tests come back okay....thinking of you!

    Yes...the cost at the vet is staggering. I couldn't believe the cost of neutering Tucker..sticker shock.

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  17. You look like you are behaving very calmly despite all the suffering. I'd have been bouncing off the walls!!


    Hope you got a nice treat or extra cuddles at least after all that.

    Paws crossed for you.

    Love and licks, Winnie

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  18. everything you had to endure during the exam will be worth it when the results come back with good news. paws crossed.
    wags-
    bailey

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  19. Oh no, is something wrong?

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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  20. You know that if that Log up the Hiney, Blood and Pee Pee stealer guy DID take your mom to dinner... You wouldn't get to go... THAT's just how THEY are.
    I hope that you get Nothing butt Goooood Results.
    Please keep us posted.

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  21. Poor Benny.......the stuffs you must endure.....

    Hope all your results turn out A-ok!!!

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  22. The torture chamber. But you survived. Hope everything turns out okay and you're just thirsty....or saving up for pee-mail.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

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  23. Glad you survived the dreaded hiney stick, bol!
    Being a vet is a licence to print money (we always try and tell her that but she takes us there anyway).
    Hope everything is ok Benny.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  24. Benny...I sure hope everything's OK with your health.

    Keep on wagging,
    Tootsie

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  25. Oh MAn!! thats the pits!! Hope the results are good. YOu do look cute there though Benny!!

    wags
    Jazzi and Addy

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  26. Are you okay Benny?!
    Dachshund Nola

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  27. I sure hope you check out okay, Benny!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch

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  28. Oh Benny, the humiliation..I feel your pain on that. Please let us know how the tests went though. I drink a TON of waters too, and Mom worries about it.

    Kitty+Coco

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  29. I sympathize! I wrote all about my vet visit for Thursday's post! It's no fun!

    Bunny

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  30. Oh my Sweetie...
    I am so LOL. I have been there, done that. Mom said they took out my tonsils last time I was in for a long stay visit. I have been doing some reading, and I don't think she was quite truthful. I think a couple of things are missing.

    Sorry for the hiney pokes. No fun there. Hope you get good results. Is your leg still bothering you dear friend? You have been in our prayers.

    Many hugs and much love...Bruiser and Sherry

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  31. poor thing hope all is okay...that was one of the signs Nolan had for being diabetic...good idea to check and make sure...

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  32. Oh no - first Lily at the vets and now you?? This has not been a good winter, has it?? Well I sure hope the news is that everything is okay!

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  33. Benny we hope you are ok but I have to tell you we laughed ourselves silly with this post!

    "Drama Queen" roflmao!!

    I think your idea is great! With the prices we pay at the vet they ALL owe us a sumptuous banquet! Hope all tests come back A-ok!!

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  34. *yikes* A stick in the hiney can't be funny at all! Hope you got some cheese for all this torture, Benny...

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  35. I hope everything is ok. I am sure it is, but I am sending both good juju and magic bubbles, so you will be fine. I hate going to the Vetlady and the hiney thing is so degrading that I can't even think about it. I hope you are resting now

    Loveys Sasha

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  36. What's goin' on Benny? Hope everything is ok.

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  37. Ruh Roh. I hope that you don't have OCD like our R has.

    I hope that the V-E-T tells your mom that you're fine over a gourmet dinner...

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  38. Hi Benny
    I hope the VET report comes back saying you are fine!
    The sky is filled with magic bubbles of healing and love for you!
    love
    tweedles

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  39. Oh Benny, VET visits are no fun.:( We hope he calls with a great report.:)

    Love,
    Teddy Bear & Sierra

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  40. I am the opposite, I don't drink enough water! Hope results turn out good.

    Bowie

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  41. Hope everything turns out ok! Sorry you had to endure that humiliation. :-( Did Mom get you a present for being so good?

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  42. HA...agreed, about dinner :)

    Hope everything comes back clear babe!!

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  43. Hope you're okay, Benny. The thirsts and the hiney.

    JF and Dewi

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  44. I got some bad news for ya, you may not be anywhere near done with the tests yet. DeDe has the pee pee problem too. One year and many tests later, we still aren't sure what's wrong with her, but she has a medication that costs almost $200 a month to alleviate symptoms.

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  45. We've had our fair share of VET visits. None of which are particularly fun. But we haven't had any sticks up our heiny yet. Yikes. Hope the Doc comes back with good news. Just in case... we're sending some feel good JuJu juice to you!!

    Lots of licks,
    Swisher and Oakley

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