Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Ba-Da-Bing Tuesday With Benny

Bonjour!
Its Ba-Da-Bing Benny and my assistant Little Lily.
How is your day going friends?
It will be better when you get the answer to all your questions

Q#1
Sam & Pippen asks...
We are wondering about Santa's naughty list... When should a dog start being nice so as not to get on the naughty list? We don't want to leave it to late like we did last year!
Thanks for your wisdom!
Sam and Pippen
By the looks of his list, we can't even begin to imagine being good before December 23.

Q#2
Have you two ever experienced an earthquake...living out in Southern California?
of course....
it rocks you right back to sleep

Q#3
I Liked your answer about OUR THUMBS... butt what I really want to know is why we don't have thumbs that WORK like Two Legger's Thumbs do... so we can get into MORE thingys and stuffs.
On one paw, it would be good
on the other paw,
they just might get us in trouble.
Q#4
Tucker asks....
Does you Momma have to clean between your face wrinkles like they do for English bulldogs?


daily with a tissue, and two times a week with stuff.
We bite the tissue too....

Q#5
why the littlest dogs bark at them the loudest when we are out on walks? Big dogs usually just look at us and walk by, medium sized dogs might give a woof woof as they walk by, little dogs bark a lot - barkbarkbark, and little bitty dogs act like they are going to tear us limb from limb given half a chance. What gives?

We went right to the source and interviewed this babe....

Ba-Da-Bing: Why do you scream at big dogs?
this Babe:"Its about respect Ba-Da-Bing, respect amigo."

Ba-Da-Bing: Some say its little dog syndrome.
this babe: "Hombre, I asking for respect thats it amigo. Nothing more, nothing less. Comprende?"

Q#6
Norwood asks...
Hmmm benny... with those big earballs how far away can you hear things???? can woo hear me now? ba da bing?
What?
Mom said its called selective hearing.
I select what I want to hear.


Q#7
Ryker asks...
Hey guys, We got that white stuff called snow falling out of the sky again. Where does it come from and why?
teeny clouds like these here
turn into big clouds
these big clouds make teeny clouds again
then the teeny clouds fall and its called snow

Q#8
Mayzie asks....
Aren't you afraid that wearing hats are gonna squish your Most Magnificent ears?
Mayzie don't worry......
cause when we take our hats off...BOINGgggggg..
right back to normal...
Q#9
What is your favorite movie?
cause mom said I Lil Lily looks like a flying monkey

Q#10
Are the monkey noises and human noises we make nasally like French?
Mom said they are high pitched...
this hear is what we sound like
Well friends......til next Tuesday
something itching you beside a flea or allergy?
Post a question for Ba-Da-Bing Benny
Ta-Ta
Benny & Lily

36 comments:

  1. This gave me the giggles. Love the chihuahua!

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  2. Have a marvy day, sweeties....we love y'all bunches.

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  3. I learn lots from your Ba-Da-Bing sessions! Now, I'd like to know, what are those lil' black spots on Lily's body? I seem to be having them too!

    \(?_?)/
    Bowie

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  4. Woof! Woof! Happy Ba Da Bing Tuesday!!!! As always LOVE your answers. BTW: LOVE your bandana ... I dare you to go out for a walk wearing that bandana ... What do you think? That a DARE! Ba Da Bing ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  5. Sigh, so true about the little dogs

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    dogisgodinreverse.com

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  6. This was GREAT! Thanks for the smile, my friend!

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  7. Wow, these answers are great! I was wondering about that snow stuff too and I have boinging ears. Here's my question for next time: I like to nap alot (hey, who doesn't?!?) so I'm a little worried about Thanksgiving. Since I nap alot anyway, if I eat turkey on the big day, will I sleep for like 87 hours?!? Boy, I might miss something if I do that!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  8. Hummmm and all this time I thought those thingys were Snowmen EGGS.

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  9. This is my favorite day of the week!! I love knowing that about your ears springing back into place!
    Kelly has a question about Thanksgiving. She wants to know, what's all this about Pilgrims and Indians? And, what are you and Lily thankful for?

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  10. Ah haha! That video made me giggle!! :) :)

    Woofs & hugs, <3

    ~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

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  11. Smudge wants to know....Can I be a French Bulldog Friend even though I am English?

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  12. Youse guys are so funny. Opposable thumbs are SO overrated! They don't smell like fritos like your paws do!

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  13. We like "ba-da-bing Tuesday"....you guys sure are funny :)

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  14. Wow - your noises sound nothin' like my noises, but they sure made my mom laugh :)
    Stewey

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  15. Ha ha... I bet woo heard me say i have cookies...
    I guess I better get to being good for santa's list.

    ba da bing if you were in the Macy's Thanksgiving Pawrade, what theme would your float be?

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  16. Oh my~ Buddy's barking had me on the floor! Lily came in the room for a closer inspection too!

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  17. That poor pup, trying so hard to make them understand and they just laughed. Of course, we laughed,too.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy

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  18. Thank you ever so much for clearing up the mystery of SNOW! I always wondered abouts that. It's good that we have a furend with such a scientific brain!

    I'm still not sure abouts the ear thing. Mom says what you're saying is true but I'm just not sure I wants to take that chance.

    Wiggles & Wags,
    mayzie

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  19. Yet again, da best answers to all of dose questions!
    Happy Tuesday my furiends!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

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  20. Your answers are simply the bestest! Your first photograph is just priceless.
    Big Nose Pokes
    The Thugletsx

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  21. Your Q and A sessions are always so informative. Mom is going to help me come up with a question for BaDaBing Benny. I have so many, but don't know where to start!

    Love,
    S-Dog

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  22. OMG, that video totally cracked us up! haha

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  23. Benny and Lily - That was a very good post b/c it answered many of the questions that have been keeping me up and twitching at nights. Know what I mean? Anywho for next week, I would like to know why we don't have pockets. I mean how can a dog exist w/o a pocket for a credit card?

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  24. Benny and Lily - That was a very good post b/c it answered many of the questions that have been keeping me up and twitching at nights. Know what I mean? Anywho for next week, I would like to know why we don't have pockets. I mean how can a dog exist w/o a pocket for a credit card?

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  25. While I was playing the video, Chili jumped up asking "What in the world?"

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  26. I'm not sure what made me laugh the hardest, that photo of the two of you in your scarves, or the little "clouds" answer (you are so creative, lol!), or the video of Buddy at the end. Do you guys really sound like that? That's hilarious! It sounds almost like talking!

    And now, we are so glad to have heard from an authority on the subject about why those little dogs bark at us!

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  27. .,lol this keeps me giggling while reading your post.,nice blog, keep it up.


    Dog Fence

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  28. Tee hee hee! What a bunch of great info and silliness all rolled into one! I never would have thought you sounded like that!

    Bunny

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  29. another great post...Nolan and Jake have a question for you...where do you sleep at night?
    Nolan sleeps at the end of the bed...Jake likes to snuggle up to any warm body...if they get up for any reason...he takes their spot...then rolls his eyes at them when they come back...

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  30. Oh, my little babushkas! I just love Ba-Da-Bing Tuesdays! How come they're called that anyways?!

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  31. I am mesmerized by your vocals. How wonderfully expressive.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  32. This Babe is pretty outspoken. Or should we say outyapping? :) Hee hee.

    Adios!

    JF and Dewi

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  33. BOL! It's good to knows that your wrinkles are nice and clean!

    woof - Tucker

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  34. Hi! We have a question regarding house training French bulldogs. Is there a special secret? Our cousin and his girlfriend just adopted a French bulldog puppy and are having a terrible time with house training him. His experience is with Great Danes and hers is with GSD's and boxers, and they'd never had any problems with house training before this French bulldog puppy. Any suggestions?

    Jed & Abby

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