Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Its Ba-Da-Bing Time

Its your favorite columnist Ba-Da-Bing Benny
& Assistant Little Lily...
If you have a question...throw it out there....we will answer it next week or the week after so.........
you better be checkin...
I'm bringin sexy back...

Kol's Notes asks.....
Your boardroom shakeup made me giggle. You really wouldn't rough them up.

The Road Dogs ask.....
Since Hurry Cane Irene was on every buddys mind,
what is the yukkiest weather you have ever seen out in California.
RAIN....we haven't found the cats and dogs yet, but it rains hard.
we are lucky we never got cracks from earthquakes, just shakes.
we are lucky we never got mud slides, just muddy feets.
we are lucky we never had bad fires, just ashes from the fires on our car.

Sarge Cop asks...
Why do they bother putting stuffing in toys when they know we are gonna unstuffie them?
Easy, so we could play doctor.
All our stuffies are blind.

Stewey asks...
Why do our humans eat something different each meal, but we dogs are satisfied with the same kibble day in and day out? Are they lacking sophisticated taste buds or something?
Kid you got it!
Did you ever see mom eat twice a day? BOL...
My point.....
they starve us. By the time it is meal time we are weak, famished, on the verge of fainting.
That is why our kibble always taste so yummE.

Kelly's Mom asks...
Whenever I return from being out somewhere, Kelly is always there by the door,staring out the window waiting for me.
Has she really been there the whole time?
No..we do that only to make you feel guilty.

Mr. Pip asks......
(he must have not read missed the answer..)
Where do you get your cool hats?
Our closet silly


Pat from Mr. Pip asks.....
You have a wonderful variety of hats, so here's a red carpet question.
Who dresses you and who are you wearing?
To name a few.... Polo, by Ralph Lauren
Argyle Cable Knit sweater by Brooks Brothers
and finally Gucci dresses Benson.

Katie from Glogirly asks...
Do you have a secret crush? And if so (because a Frenchie as hot as you must)
Who is it?

Oh Katie, I have a few....
I can only leak the name of one
You know how the pawparazzi is...
it will be all over the tabloids!!!
It's Pawris Hilton

Frankie asks.....
In light of today's (last weeks) East Coast Erfshake. What do you do when you have an Earfshake on Your side of the country?
What was that mom...I better scream
the Golly Green Giant is coming..stomp!..stomp...!
me on the other paw...

Dogs Rocks ask ......
Our tips during an earthquake?
See above....ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Well friends merci!! for another Ba-Da-Bing Tuesday..
ask a Q and you'll get the A

Ta Ta
Benny & Lily


  1. Bonjour Benny & Lily!
    Wow, great session. I feel better about the toy issue now...I guess I need to get to work blinding my toys too. I don't wanna be left out! BOL You do have one totally pawesome wardrobe. Thanks for clueing us in!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  2. Benny & Lily - hats off to another great Ba-Da- Bing column!! Here's another question for you:
    with Fall rapidly approaching, what are your favorite autumn activities?

  3. Very informative. I know who I am going to bring the next time I meet the Ning Weasels

  4. What a fashionable couple of pups you are. Never a dull moment here.

  5. yep, more great answers. You are one smart dude you know that??


  6. Wowie...another brillo paws Ba -Da - Bing time!

    Love the photo in your rain coats! You are both such fashion icons.

    Big Nose Pokes
    The Thugletsx

  7. WhooHoo loved this post with all the Q n A's.
    Like the butt shot of Lily on the table and you totally zonked sleeping...

  8. you get better each week...love it...

  9. Loved the post, and of course, we love you!!!!!!!!! You are such cuties!!!!!!!!

  10. Gucci SUITS you, Benny!! BOL!!! We crack ourselves up!

    -Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

  11. You guys always have the perfect answers! We love you in your raincoats.

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  12. Great advice! I think they should make garden gnomes based on your new header pic!

    Nubbin wiggles,

  13. toys should never have faces. IF they come with faces, deface them. It's the civil thing to do.... as you will eventually eviscerate them... they should not have faces...

  14. You know, they really should start making toy eyes out of noms, that way mom won't freak out so much when we chew them off, cause if we swallow nom eyes, it won't matter. :)

  15. It's always been my opinion that the eyeballs and noses of my toys are the best, most nommiest part.

    Luv, Chloe the Pug xoox

  16. Your wisdom amazes me! Can't wait til next time! Bravo, my friend!

  17. Great info-Im still in awe of your hat collection

  18. So that's the reason for the same-o same-o kibble! We always wondered. You're right, we're famished and eat that piddly amount in no time!

    If we ever have a quake, we'll try the snooze strategy....thanks.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

  19. Gucci Doggie Couture?!?

  20. Wunderful answers! You guys really know your stuff!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  21. Oh Ba Da Bing Benny you is such a knowledgable guy!

    woos, Tessa

  22. Olá... Voces continuam LINDOS.
    Cada roupa linda. Voces são MARAVILHOSOS!
    Eu amo este blog e voces.
    Ah... Estou feliz, é meu ANIVERSÁRIO, e gostaria que fossem ao meu blog para me dar os parabéns e "comer bolo"... Ficarei muito feliz.
    E não esqueçam de colocar a foto para SEGUIR ( JUST THIS JOIN ) , ficarei muito alegre.
    Espero voces.
    Aus 1000 com amor do Brasil...


  23. Great advice and hilarious pictures, as always!


  24. "Pawris Hilton?" now THAT'S HOT!!!

    Love the photo of the rain coats!

  25. You guys are very interesting!!! We just learned a bunch of cool stuff about you!!! Pawris Hilton! That IS HAWT!!! BOL! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

  26. I'm definitely going to have to upgrade my wardrobe to pawty with y'all ;) Gucci indeed BOL!

    K, ?...If you and Lily had to be something besides doggies, what would you choose? :P

    Waggin at ya,

  27. Excellent. I, too, have often wondered about the constant feasting of the humans. What the heck? Yeah, no wonder kibbles taste so good when you're starving.


  28. I met a vet at our vet school who claims to be from France. I asked him if he knows you (since you guys are FRENCH Bulldogs and all) and he just looked at me like he didn't have a clue what I was talking about. What's up with that?!?!
    Play bows,

  29. Thanks for answering our question! We're so glad to read that rain is the worst weather you have out there. Hmmm, maybe we should consider relocation.

    PeeS - We think you would totally rock some Hugo Boss threads! Just sayin . . .

    The Road Dogs

  30. So interesting and so funny, thank you !

    Love from Bella and Ollie

  31. Hurry Cane Irene?? BOL Our mom had a few other names for her. :)

    Jon Farleigh and Dewi


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